cashcrab:

Mood: Glad you didn’t say banana

clavid replied to your photo: do i still look like nevershoutnever

LLAOMAO

WHAT IS SO FUNNY DAVID YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR SOMETHING

iphone420 replied to your photo: do i still look like nevershoutnever

yes but gayer

thank

do i still look like nevershoutnever

do i still look like nevershoutnever

i just found this year old pic of me shirtless playing guitar with hearts around my nipples drawn on with a sharpie should i post it

everyone in the white people tag is so angry

dude i live right down the block. but i have a penis so i figured you don't want to be friends with me. i'll see you around, probably hanabis

@Anonymous

i barely even hang out with girls though??

oh boy a new post in my favorite tag

oh boy a new post in my favorite tag

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Gideon - Gutcheck

why would I make an instagram, I can post pictures of myself on here

ok i live around here so if you live around here come hang out with me

ok i live around here so if you live around here come hang out with me

Do any of you live in Illinois I need friends

Okay so there are tons of reasons to not like white people

saneoldsameold:

but honestly I think one of the top ones for me is their food

like if it isn’t burgers and hot dogs and fries white people food scares the shit out of me like I honestly am so afraid to have dinner at white friends’ houses and shit

for real though

how the fuck do you make macaroni and cheese and not bake it

that’s not mac and cheese

that’s cheesy pasta

hotforphysics:

Join my emo band. it’s called chemical imbalance because we’re kind of sad for no real reason I guess

madeagoestohell:

my mom is downstairs making potato salad and i asked her if it took 3 days to make and she told me to go away

i dont think she got the joke