February 2012
I track that band don’t tag them in a picture of you wearing their shirt I don’t care
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
just a quick life update
i’m eating froot loops right now and they’re pretty good
obesealpaca:
Things to say on a date
depending on how well this goes I may or may not need a diaper change
my mom is going to pick me up at 8 is that ok
is papa gettin lucky tonight
let me call my mom really quick and ask her if that’s okay
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Reblog if you are in 6th grade
Anonymous asked: ur hotter than danielles current bf
If my name was Tim, my scene name would be Timmy Tonsillitis
this one time a kid showed me a condom in his wallet and told me he got laid and I asked why he still had one and he said the girl was crazy but they only had time to do it once and I believed him
Anonymous asked: Can I blow you?
Me: I want Carpe Diem on my chest
Tattoo artist: What kind of writing do you want it?
Me: In wingdings
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Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself smiling with teeth
basedmexican:
when girls describe themselves as “random”
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Anonymous asked: gurl lets meet at da purrrkkkk ;*
Anonymous asked: or you can just take her to McDonald's and not have to say anything
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Things to say on a date
depending on how well this goes I may or may not need a diaper change
my mom is going to pick me up at 8 is that ok
is papa gettin lucky tonight
let me call my mom really quick and ask her if that’s okay
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f4lconpunch replied to your photo: rollin up dem sleeves
look at this nigger
i as an american white male who once had a black friend am VERY offended by this, please send this ignorant blue haired girl what she deserves
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I guess one of the deans at my school thought I was gay
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Anonymous asked: No, tumblr is life. Tumblr is much more then just a website. >_<
tumblr is just a website did u kno that
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idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Anonymous asked: You seem really big headed because you have quite a few followers, what im saying is you pretty much seem an asshole .. Oh and your music seriously sucks AND YOU LOOOK LIKE A CHICK DUDE
promisesaremeaningless asked: Ohmygod. You like Nickelback?! :DDDD
Anonymous asked: are you fucking kidding me? NICKLEBACK? id rather listen to bvb. and they even make me wanna stick knives in my ears
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